

This review is very wack. Professionals won’t enjoy. This is not meant to be taken seriously.
So Demon Slayer – the train, I finally experienced it. Let me just point out, that it was very experienced in the experiencing category. What did we get? A bunch of loud kids and loli meets this man on fire (literally and metaphorically). Now I will review this.

Wow, kids be partying on a train. I love watching kids party on trains. Who doesn’t? Here where it goes wrong. Kids on trains. Have they never heard of careful near train warnings?
Seriously, so unrealistic. Then you’ve got a bunch of random stuff happening. Like demons dying everywhere. This is seriously the new generation stuff? What are these kids watching?

Okay, I enjoyed this movie. Animation was amazing. That’s all you need to know. We all watched Demon Slayer for the animation anyway (and because people said it’s good).
Of course, this movie was a step up from the series. Okay, look. This movie lasted a night. An arc in the series lasted like, I don’t know, 11 episodes? Horrible pacing, my dudes.
We got some characters. That’s all, they are just characters. Why don’t you touch grass instead of watching fictional characters technically not suffer, (because they aren’t real).
Okay, we had a cool dude, but he was on fire. Ren Goku. Kylo Ren and Goku had a baby, and they had one of the greatest role models of 2017! And this movie came out in 2020! Ren Goku is 3 years old man.
He had some cool moves. Sadly, he became a donut.
Other than the characters, we got loli Nezuko and Zenitsu not screaming for once. Incredible. Fanservice mans. The worse part of the movie is the plot armour. Not joking. Tanjiro was literally surviving random moments where he should have died.

About the concept, it was cool. They didn’t explore enough about the villains because we should care about hotter dudes, like Ren Goku. I cannot get enough of Ren Goku, he literally Ren his Goku. We had train demon and moon demon. No spoilers but they are demons. Mind blown.
Well, I guess the voice acting was epic. Tanjiro screamed more than Zenitsu. And Ino Sasuke, was well, Inosuke. He screamed not enough in my opinion. Soundtrack was epic.
Well now the review ended. Just so you know, I cried at the end. I like this movie. Haven’t seen a good movie in a while. However, this makes the previous series and future series look mid because the movie set the bars too high.
You want something similar to Demon Slayer? Watch the series.
Also here’s my personal opinion. I don’t even know what happened most of the time. I was just chilling with food and these flashy but well choreographed fight scenes were happening and suddenly you got stuff happening.
I know ecchi lovers are probably wondering where Butterfly lady was. Sorry, she gone. For this movie. She was at the end. We all love butterfly lady. Except the fact that she butterflied her ladies.
As this review comes to a close, I enjoyed it. I had some erk erk erk moments but it was worth it.
And remember what the Lord of Reviews says. (Otakuman)
Better than cringefest Jujutsu Kaisen (he actually said that)
Season 2 gonna be good? I don’t know I’m not a manga reader. However, hope you enjoyed this meaningless review.
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