Well The first thing I would like to say about this is god damn is this a fitting review to start out with.
Mars of Destruction is terrible. Like so terrible that the words I speak are not words of a pleased normal person. But the words and individual alphanumerical characters of a man who has wasted 20 minutes of the very precious life they will never be able to get back.
After promising a friend I would review every anime I have ever seen I am starting with the 2 that will forever rot in the bottom abyss of hell where even Satan refuses to touch them.
Animation: -40/100
This show shall be the only show in the entirety of my list that will get negative scores in anything.
First on the absolute fucking misery that is Mars of destruction is the animation which looks like a 5th grader using amateur tools in the current year 2021 could use. Except you realize that this show was released 16 years ago by a "Professional studio". It is one thing to be an eyesore in terms of animation quality but another when your animation is so bad that looking at it for the 20 minute runtime that it makes you sick for the following 3 days not to mention that in 2005 this shit looked so bad that someone would believe you if you had said this came out in the 70s.
Plot: ???/100
There really is no plot to be said here it's all just a chaotic mess of random bullshit topped by a scene that tried to play as if the "Characters"(we will discuss this later) that you should have been rooting for are the bad guys and they were the cause for the entire 20 minutes you wasted of your life which is an extra fuck you way of saying it.
Characters:-20/100
The animation may have been abysmal but the "characters" you can't even differentiate from half the time. Also in a few scenes you can notice parts of their models just falling off their fucking body (IIRC but honestly I don't care to check). Even if they were at least decent in terms of anything that still wouldn't save this shithole of a show.
Let's talk about something separate to the show itself that has recently come to my attention.
The studio responsible for making this monstrosity Idea factory apologized for it's creation in 2017. Do you know how bad you had to have fucked up to have to apologize for the creation of something meant to entertain someone that ends up being this poorly received.
This is 1 of 2 negative reviews I will post to enact my vengeance and many sleepless nights I've spent wondering what has this industry come to for things like this to be greenlit.
0/100
My soul has left all it's energy at the door.. Please take it Mars of Destruction as you are clearly in need of a makeover.
There you go that's better enjoy resting in the black hole void you have created for yourself.
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