My life as Inukai-san’s dog delves into the life of Karin Inukai who just picked up an abandoned dog off the side of the road, who happens to be the reincarnation of a random classmate of hers who has a crush on her.

Now every single human being upon hearing that is thinking “Sounds like a premise for a slice of life, right?” and you would be absolutely wrong. Instead we got one of the most fetish pandered “How is this not hentai???” TV shows I have seen in a while. Some of the scenes that have gotten me on a watchlist or landed a spot to hell are included but not limited to:

• Generic pantie shot number 18 (I lost count)
• Standard boob shenanigans
• The dog’s tail used as a penis, several times (yes, this is real)
• The dog’s snout going straight up Inukai’s panties after she gets hit by a ball (I do not understand the quantum physics behind this)

High quality artist’s rendering, showing a screen capture would get me nuked off the platform. - Inukai getting extremely turned on by her dog taking a piss and recording it (this somehow happens on the same episode as the previous one)

Sounds fun? Absolutely isn't, every scene has had me make a facial expression I don't think I have ever made and had me screaming "what the fuck is going on" more times than I could count. Calling this show psychological torture isn't far off. It's one of the closest things to torture I can find in the whole anime sphere, I'd go as far to say this show is breaking the Geneva convention if it for some reason appeared at a battlefield.

Characters? They’re high school stereotypes that can be described in 1 word and they’re all women, because this is porn without intercourse. It's actually quite disturbing that the author tried to give them personalities due to the characters being really sexually attracted to a dog, which is very uncomfortable. Who would have thought?

Plot? What’s that? Enough scenes with booba can replace actual writing and storytelling right? The only continuous plot point the show tries to execute on is why the main character is a dog and him figuring out how to turn back into a human. Spoiler (if you're still genuinely interested in this show's plot):

Spoiler, click to view

the way to become a human again is to of course kiss Inukai, which happens several times. So why come he didn’t transform back into a human? The reason why he didn’t transform was because he didn’t straight up French kiss her.

At this point I would’ve been more respectful for the show to ditch a plotline entirely.

The people who watched this based off of the synopsis and title alone got for the lack of a better word trolled to another universe. Despite knowing what I was getting into I didn't know just how degenerate this show would've been. This show can only be enjoyed when drunk out of this world, which is heavily helped by your memory of this show being wiped out of the universe due to the alcohol. This show deserves negative points, but sadly it’s not possible so I’ll result to a solid: