Kiss x Sis
a review by Satonee
a review by Satonee
Before we be begin, I would love to show you mine and my friend's, Craig, reaction after finishing Kiss x Sis.
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The Kiss x Sis OVA is one of the most degenerate things I have ever had to lay my eyes on. Adapted from a manga series by the original creator Bou Ditama who I am afraid to say has created other degenerate works such as Juudan-Chan, Kibun and Super Love Potion with the last two unfortunately being ero-manga. This series somehow spans 154 chapters which makes me ask why does humanity have to be so down bad that a manga called Kiss x Sis can get 154 chapters.
Because of the title of the OVA I'm fairly sure I don't need to explain what its about. Its 2 sisters competing to get into their brothers pants, and just saying if you have siblings, children or are just a normal human being this show is sickening, so with that warning lets get into Kiss x Sis and why suggesting for me and my friend to watch this was a big mistake.
(also yes I will say when there is spoilers, my brain doesn't want to spoil people on accident even if it is for a show like this)
One of the most important parts of Kiss x Sis is its characters who seem to have absolutely no shame. Now I did watch the OVA and not the anime so I don't know much about the characters outside the main 3. However I know that:
Anyway, the main 3 characters are what make this anime want to rip my eyeballs out my sockets. Keita is the brother and I felt sorry for him in episode one where he actually tries not to get fucked by his sisters or 'step-sisters' (we'll get back to that later). But all of that sympathy was shattered when he says that he doesn't mind his sisters trying to fuck him and allows them to engage in sexual acts with him. Hes your typical anime MC with no balls and just lets shit happen to him.
The sisters Ako and Riko compete with each other and are completely off the rails. Ako is the older one who acts more like a sister. She is more polite, considerate, reliable and a massive closeted pervert. The shit she wants to do to her brother is fucked but at least she keeps it to herself (at times).
If Ako is a closeted pervert, then Riko has blown up the closet with a Tsar Bomb and sprinted naked to a adult section of a manga store. She is very upfront about being perverted, the shit she does is very perverted, and she is possibly one of my least favourite characters ever. Like she is on Makoto from School Days levels of bad there is not one redeeming quality from her. Seriously she belongs in my personal dustbin of 'people who if I could I would throw to the bottom of a lake'.
Safe to say that the characters of this OVA are either weirdos, sweet home Alabama weirdos, pedos and children.
this segment contains some spoilers and I also have a little rant whoopsie daisy
Many people will call this show funny to watch, one where you sit down with the boys and watch on as this guy lets his sisters chase his dick. However thinking back this show is really fucking disturbing.
Before I say anything else, I'm not saying if you found this funny and still find it funny you're a disturbed individual. Me and my friend were cracking up watching this every episode because of how outlandish it is and also questioning if we were mentally stable for watching this. but when I sit down and think about what actually happens, personally I can't help but feel uneasy.
In this OVA alone, nevermind the anime, there is one episode where the MC engages in sexual acts with the child character and another where she is depicted sexually in a bathhouse which is something I and my friend couldn't bring ourselves to watch. Seriously that is not only extremely disturbing but quite literally is a crime in most countries. Yes at the time this was made Japan's age of consent was '13 or over' but that doesn't take away how fucking weird it is for a show to present a 14 year old girl as a sexual object.
Thats my main problem with this show, it shows sisters, pedo teachers, children and generally women as sexual objects. This is an issue that is generally a problem in the anime industry (in my opinion) however when an anime shows sisters as being things that are fine to bang that is a problem. I'm not kidding when I say shit like this leads to people developing weird fetishes like being siscons or lolicons (aka paedophiles). As someone with a sister himself this type of stuff is sickening and personally if I had the option to shit like this wouldn't exist. This is the type of shit I expect from the porn industry, not the anime industry, and the fact things like this still exist is something that should be tackled and not tolerated by anyone.
Anyway, moving on from that rant...
This segment contains spoilers for this show a little bit outside of it
Now one of the main things Kiss x Sis relies on is shock factor, its makes you think it can't get any worse then proceeds to show you worse.
The sisters are taking off his pants, then boom one of them are showing themself pee to Keita, then boom they're using whiteboard pens and teddies to simulate riding Keita together, then boom they introduce a child.
The shock factor is basically what makes Kiss x Sis what it is, the entertainment and therefore the funniness of it comes from the fact you don't expect what they do next. You're so taken so off guard that basically all you can do is laugh or want to sink into your chair and die.
While it sounds like it cant get worse going from anime to manga, I'm sorry to tell you that this is unfortunately not the case. This was my reaction finding out the other shit Bou Ditama published relating to Kiss x Sis:
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Without trying to get into it too much because this is basically hentai were talking about, this guy made two doujins based off Kiss x Sis, with the first depicting Keita fucking all the girls including the child I wish I was joking and the other is basically Riko sucking him off while Ako gets her thing licked...
Yes I did search these up in an incognito tab. Yes I did search these up for research purposes. Yes I do regret making the decision to search this and no I am not ok at this current moment in time. This relates to my last point about how shows and manga like this turn women into sexual objects, and goes further to show that Kiss x Sis is actually really disturbing. Not only does Bou Ditama sexualise the child, he drew the child having sex.
Anyway the only credit I'll give this OVA is that is good at shock factor. However, everything else is either mid like the animation which is just bog standard and inoffensive or just bad like the story, or just the lack of it. The fact this 'story' which hardly exists like To Love Ru and is also split up in ordering that is like only half as bad as Magical Index and Scientific Railgun ngl, makes Kiss x Sis basically shit.
If I could turn back time, this would be one of the first things I'd try to unsee. It is the Boku no Pico of anime and is very much the worse anime I have ever seen.
Everyone who unironically likes Kiss x Sis, the people who thought adapting this would be a good idea, the people who own physical copies of the manga and especially Bou Ditama for creating this clusterfuck and other degenerate works, God has one place for you all.
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