I finally did it. I finally fucking did it. I found my new worst anime. That's right, worse than Anoahana. Worse than Toradora. Worse than Sword For Truth & Dark Cat. Worse than even Green Green & CONCEPTION. Yes you heard me right, WORSE than Conception. How is that possible? I'll fucking tell you right now.

Story: 1/10

So the "story" of this piece of shit is supposed to be a series of game event shows. But that doesn't become apparent until half-way through the first episode. The first half of the first episode is almost nothing but filler with terrible structuring. We start off with blank-slate male MC number 1 grabbing stupidly large breasts because this is an ecchi series, & it wouldn't be a stupid ecchi series without a boob grab now wouldn't it? Then we waste time in one location for like 3 or 4 minutes until we then cut to where the guy lives I guess. A bit of cooking later with a terrible eating scene full of bad loop jobs later & we get to some absolutely trite scene about BSMC#1's little sister character making a fuss about him not paying as much attention to her as much as he does red-haired girl with the gigantic boobs. The reason this is trite is because this scene does absolutely nothing to develop either character & serves as nothing but padding for a runtime because the creators of this anime were so bad they couldn't even create a rush-job properly. Once the story actually gets to what it's about (the game-show-esque things) it dissolves into nothing but the gameshow & the characters partaking in disgusting activities. There's also some rival character that shows up, but he's complete underwritten trite that barely does anything to affect the plot. The series also tries really hard to be a hentai, but either the creators didn't have the money, were too fucking incompetent, or too fucking stupid

Characters:1/10

The characters in this show are absolutely atrocious in every sense of the word, they're nothing but 1-dimensional stereotypes of every ecchi series out there in existence. These characters don't even have any good comedic dynamics to make up for the fact either, because this series has nothing unintentionally or intentionally funny in it

Art:1/10

Still frames, bad backgrounds, re-used shots, re-used animation, bad loop jobs, no faces, lack of details, the "animation" of this series has everything in it that leads to bad animation & art. I mentioned that the backgrounds were bad, that's because they are. They're simple, copy-paste, & blurry, so an unholy trinity of shit.

Sound:1/10

The series actually has a similar problem that Dark Cat has in its English Dub, an absolutely lacking sound design. There are moments in this anime where the sound is either non-existent, or so quiet that it may as well be muted because you can barely hear it. I will say thoughm this problem isn't as noticeable as it is in Dark Cat. The voice acting is atrocious but what do you expect? The VA's were a bunch of (at the time) no-name amateurs with absolutely no investment in the roles what-so-ever, but I can't really blame them, because putting effort into this would just be a waste of any talent they might've had back when they were amateurs.

Overall:1/10

What do I even say at this point? There is genuinely nothing positive you can say hear. If someone had a Gun pointed to my head & told me I had to say something positive about eiken or they would take my life, I'd have to take the bullet quite honestly, as I genuinely cannot say anything positive about this series remotely+. Anohana & Toradora at least had effort put into them (albeit not much), Dark Cat has Jukokubo, Sword For Truth is baffling, Green Green has unintentional laughs, & Conception is so horrendously awful you give up way before you even hit episode 3. But this, there's nothing here. It isn't good fap-bait because the character designs are hideous, there's no unintentional laughs to be had because the voice acting is well beyond the high point of when bad voice acting is entertaining & has long since stooped into negative Y-axis territory. The characters are underwritten trite, so you can't root for them, you won't even get tits in this anime because it was too pussy to go full out hentai. Really, I CANNOT say anything positive about this series because there's really nothing here. Even when you reach bottom of the barrel trying to find something, you can't because even the bottom of the barrel is too good for this atrocious piece of humanity that should've been cancelled the second someone even conceived the idea. Final score is to nobodies surprise a 1/10. Until something else comes along this is the worst anime of all time, how this shit is above Skelter + Heaven is beyond me, because at least Skelter + Heaven only wastes 19 minutes of your life you'll never get back.

EDIT: after somebody bought this to my attention, the 11 year old girl has the biggest breats out of all the girls in this series. Eiken is the asshole that keeps on shitting