This is hands down the best show I have ever witnessed in my entire existence. Nothing currently in the human realm of understanding has prepared me for the beauty contained within the walls of this show. I am a forever changed man for having been exposed to the light of Golden Bat. I will live a righteous life free of any sin, thanks to the heavenly guidance provided by this show. Never again will I be tempted to indulge in earthly pleasures. I have seen the light. I have ascended. I have gazed into the eyes of God, and I never want to return to the putrid heap of disappointment known as the human race. I am content to spend the rest of my life basking in the eternal glory that is...GOLDEN BAT!

TRUST ME when I say this show is not something to play with. This show will forever alter your life in an incomprehensibly beautiful way that is completely and unequivocally irreversible. If you value your life as a human being, please, stay away from this show; but, if you wish to ascend your level of being to that of a God, then by all means, bask in the glow of GOLDEN BAT!

I cannot tell you enough times how much of an impact this show has made on my life. I can't ever go back to the simple life I used to live. Human relationships? Education? Prosperity? Fulfillment? All of these things mean naught compared to the beauty of Golden Bat. Watching and re-watching this show has become the only means by which I can feel. Golden Bat has disconnected me from the physical level of being. I am truly one with the universe, thanks entirely to_ GOLDEN BAT!_

You may have noticed by now that I have mentioned absolutely nothing about the subject matter of Golden Bat. This is simply because the human language lacks the words to describe such paramount beauty. We may never be able to communicate through words the glory and everlasting transcendence given to us by the godly creators of_ GOLDEN BAT!_
episode one reaction to Golden Bat:

“It’s not worth my time. It’s worth more than my time.” -CrunkasaurusRex

“100/10. Anilist better let me score it this highly, words and scores do it no justice.” -Bec

“10.10/10, enjoying more than Code Geass. Tell all of your friends and family.” -generalgyrozen