Oh shit bros Kubokino is back on the menu and we eatin good toniiiiiight.
Burn The Witch is a short anime that's basically a direct one to one adaptation of the one shot of the same name by Bleach author and artist Kubo sensei, AKA literally the David lynch of manga. Not only is the animation great, the character designs are better. Bruno is a mega hunk and anyone who disagrees can, and is obligated to forfeit their human rights to me a small fee. I want to be Bruno, I literally want to be Bruno irl and have ordered a custom printed jacket to get closer to that goal. Aside from that there are the girls, who are the two Kubo female archetypes, Brat and Mommy. I don't care much for Mommy, she is a boring character and her tits are big. The Brat is epic and has personality, and much better legs and voice. In some shots you can see her legs, this is what we in the industry refer to as "sex appeal," it's an appeal to the sexual drive of humans , the drive to reproduce, to breed. It's a primordial lizard brain thought that we as a species simply can not escape from. In that sense, Brat is a sex character, but in another sense she is the obvious ship with Bruno. Bruno X Brat is the otp of Burn the Witch, mommy can have her cuck beta male I don't give a shit. I want to be Bruno, and I want my gf to be the Brat with a funny magic gun. In real life witches do not have guns and I believe this to be a huge missed opportunity for some added sex appeal in the world of the occult. In fact, occultism as a whole has been sorely lacking in sex and drugs and rock and roll as of late. I support only the "sex" portion of that list but it's very important nontheless.

Here's the plot of Burn the Witch. Introduction scene. Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex. Cool dragon scene. Sex SeX Sex. Cool old guy, then the show's over. Kubo works on the rules of cools in the same way as Micheal Bay, who directed Transformers. The full title being Transformation Automotors, based on the hit japanese series Transformers Kiss Players, the world's first robot kissing porn. Burn the Witch follows this trend of sex appeal and kissing and sex and appeal (separate form sex appeal) but it misses the mark majorly because none of the female characters show their bare feet even once. I wanna sniff sniff Brat, I wanna hug Brat, and I wanna steal $20 from Brat's wallet so she'll track me down and step on me. Burn the Witch is not only good, it's double good. Fantastic directing contributes to a feeling of grandeur and wonderous fantasy, but most importantly to the very real sexual tension between Bruno (me) and Brat. Only wish it was longer so that the full 2 hour sex scene I know is happening offscreen could happen onscreen.