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It was a bright Saturday afternoon when former presidents Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump decided to come together to play Minecraft. Their goal? To defeat the Ender Dragon and save the virtual world they had created.

As they began building their base and gathering resources, they took a break to discuss their favorite anime waifus. Biden, who was an avid fan of anime, couldn't stop talking about his love for Tsunade from Naruto. Obama, on the other hand, revealed that his favorite waifu was Yoruichi from Bleach. Trump, who was new to anime, asked for recommendations and was quickly introduced to Rem from Re:Zero.

After a few hours of mining and crafting, the trio finally felt ready to take on the Ender Dragon. Biden had brought his enchanted diamond armor and sword, Obama had a bow and arrow, and Trump had a bucket of water (which he insisted would come as clutch to his cranking 90s).

As they entered the End Portal, they were greeted by the terrifying dragon. It swooped down and attacked, but they were ready. Biden charged in with his sword, Trump poured water on the dragon to deflect its fire breath, and Obama shot arrows from afar. The battle was intense, but after several minutes, they finally defeated the Ender Dragon.

As they rejoice in their victory, they continued to chat about their favorite anime waifus. Biden couldn't stop raving about Tsunade's mommy milkies, Obama talked about Yoruichi's big black juicy lips, and Trump couldn't stop staring at pictures of Rem on his phone.

In the end, the three former presidents realized that even though they had different political views and backgrounds, they could still come together to achieve a common goal and bond over their shared love of the asphyxiation of the thick thighs of anime waifus.