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Letterboxd / RYM / 2023 / 2024 / 2025Flap Jack's list of things she never thought she'd see:
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1. Abraham Lincoln chilling in outer space in Star Trek: The Original Series.
2. Apollo winning a trial by using underpants as decisive evidence in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney.
3. The quiz show episode in Ergo Proxy.
4. Wolfwood wrapping all of his ammo around Livio the Double Fang and detonating it in Trigun: Maximum.
5. The mutated lobster from the fridge in Cowboy Bebop.
6. ALL of Fire Punch.
7. Giant flock of people flying around the earth in Hellstar Remina.
8. Black Jack performing surgery on himself while being attacked by rabid dingoes in Black Jack.
9. The main characters hitting a zombie with sticks in time to Don't Stop Me Now in Shaun of the Dead.
10.The mutation scene in AKIRA.
11. Nazi getting scalped in Inglorious Basterds.
12. Jesus Christ drawing a cartoon bat Mickey Mouse rip off in the dirt with a stick when asked "What is God's true shape?" by Judas in Billy Bat.
13. Akira dropping his pants and flashing a police officer in Eden of the East.
14. WW2 kamikaze pilot screaming bloody murder and blowing a dragon out of the sky in Drifters.
15. Neo Nazis wearing penguin suits in Cyborg 009.
16. Okeya Fuuta catching his own past life in a bug net in Spirit Circle.
17. Ushiyama the Undefeated throwing a prostitute like a frisbee in Golden Kamuy. Many, many things from Golden Kamuy.
18. Kuwabara climbing a giant alien woman made up of smaller woman and fucking it in the face in Gantz.
19. Nakoshi drilling a hole into his own skull and then poking his finger in it in Homunculus.
20. Arthur breathing in the vacuum of space through the power of sheer delusional overconfidence in Fire Force.
21. The Eclipse in Berserk. Thanks for the trauma, Miura.
22. Sato throwing himself into a woodchipper in Ajin: Demi-Human.
23. Orel sticking his wet finger in a lightbulb socket and receiving a divine revelation from God in Moral Orel.
24. An entire church congregation holding a funeral for a creepily detailed sex doll in Lars And The Real Girl.
25. The debate about Smurf sex habits in Donnie Darko.
26. Desty Nova sawing off the top of his own head in Battle Angel Alita.
27. German soldier stabbing himself in the jugular with cutlery in All Quiet On The Western Front.
28. Yu Junghyeok charging straight at an Olympian god while armed with nothing but a tree branch in Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint.
29. Roman senators fighting for a turn on a water slide in Thermae Romae.
30. Herlock Sholmes beaming himself into the middle of a courtroom and busting a move in The Great Ace Attorney.
31. Getting ambushed by a breakdancing, music blaring disco spider in Pikmin 4.
32. Loid proposing to Yor with a grenade pin in place of a ring in Spy x Family.
33. Trigger and Mr. X having a supersonic jet duel in the middle of a freaking thunderstorm in Ace Combat 7.
34. Illinois Nazis careening off an unfinished bridge and flying ten stories into the air before gravity remembered to work in The Blues Brothers.
35. Hyakkimaru throwing his fake nose full of explosives into a demon's mouth in Dororo.
36. A troupe of psychic clowns in the second round of the Z.O.T. tournament in Battle Angel Alita: Last Order.
37. Tom Waits, John Lurie, and Roberto Benigni dancing in a circle singing 'we all scream for ice cream' in Down By Law.
38. Starman, cute extraterrestrial romance, directed by horror master John Carpenter 
