Jigemoo

Hello, yes? I'm here for the Yuri, I was told there'd be Yuri. No, it's more just undertones and ecchi Hello Kitty sequences? This isn't what I was promised. No, I'm sorry I have to go... No. NO, YOU... NO, YOU SAID. NO, UNDERTONES ARE NOT YURI OK. YOU GO ALL THE WAY OR YOU GO HOME, I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS. IT'S YOUR 1 JOB, MY COFFEE MAKER HAS 1 JOB: TO MAKE COFFEE. AND IT MANAGES TO DO THAT.. EVERY SINGLE DAY. I'M NOT ON THE RECEIVING END OF COFFEE UNDERTONES. THEY'RE GIRLS, IF THEY'RE NOT DOING GAY THINGS WITH EACH OTHER THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?! - Dad

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