Fake names: Grog, Grogster, Grogs, Groggers

Known as: Gakuen Handsome man, Kiss x Sis man, nii-nii, groggy onii-chan, Foot Fetishist, Spice and Wolf shill, Monogatari shill, Evangelion shill, School Days shill, the man ~~in~~ of Engo's dreams, peer pressurer, Femboy Prayer man, Ringo Biyori hater, the groom

Age: [Redacted]

Where I'm from: Nunya

Birthday: you just missed it, it was last week. Kyle came over and it was epic!

Cakeday: hover over my profile picture

Zodiac: still on the loose, never caught him

MBTI: dunno

Enneagram: the one you find most attractive

Interests: anime, anime thighs, anime thigh highs, anime thigh high absolute territory, feet

Favourite genres: just check the stats page

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I've made an effort not to include the dates that I met people unless it's lore relevant
lmao "lore" what the fuck am i even saying
this is just a way to remember the fun moments ive had with people here, i dont actually care about having lore

Book 1 - Genesis
2020/01/06 - Watched one episode of anime (Cells At Work)
2020/08/04 - Fell down anime rabbit hole (Violet Evergarden)
2020/09/23 - Created MAL account (now deleted, new one here)
2020/11/16 - Created nh___i account
2021/01/01 - 1337 episodes watched
2021/02/12 - Created what is now @groggy1hentaialt (don't ask)
2021/02/19 - Created ha__e account
2021/03/27 - Created @groggy1
2021/04/10 - First forum comment and custom banner - also the first interaction with Anilist community
2021/04/10 - First review
2021/04/11 - First recorded list update (I used to delete them)
2021/04/11 - First follower
2021/04/11 - First message on profile
2021/04/11 - First salty message received
2021/04/12 - Kiss x Sis review posted
2021/04/12 - First PM received (from telepathy) dont wanna leak PMs but it was about kiss x sis
2021/04/16 - First status post

Book 2 - Planting Seeds
2021/04/21 - A chance encounter with Chadwalk (formerly DogWalk)
2021/04/21 - First rickroll - thread unavailable because PMs. Ha, fuck you mamteo
2021/04/23 - First visit from ModChan - regarding troll links
2021/04/23 - Converted sagiri (formerly 2dbagel) to gokiburi taisou, first mention of 3 Days of Happiness
2021/04/23 - Forum Thread: Best AMV
2021/04/28 - Official opening of Custom Banner Service
2021/04/28 - Completed Gakuen Handsome
2021/04/29 - Forum Thread: Edgiest Character
2021/05/02 - My dumb ass didn't realize it was a copypasta - can't find the actual 1st time it happened and i wont list every time bc theres way too many
2021/05/02 - Start of regular trash consumption - Not my first trash, but this one sent me down the rabbit hole
2021/05/04 - First Nomination
2021/05/06 - British people copypasta part 1 and 2
2021/05/08 - First post on Monogatari Feet Collection
2021/05/10 - One instance of my dumb ass not realizing it was a copypasta
2021/05/10 - Day 1 of the 100 Day Anime Challenge, But The Days Are Randomized - Possibly the first mention of Saika (Saika Saga begins?)
2021/05/10 - Can't have shit in Anilist
2021/05/12 - Completed Nami
2021/05/13 - My tsundere AniList waifu accuses me of blackmail in order to have an excuse to talk to me
2021/05/13 - My tsundere AniList waifu has a dere moment with me and we bond over Duvet by Boa
2021/05/14 - My tsundere AniList waifu calls me a baka for the first time
2021/05/14 - First public appearance of @groggy1hentaialt - Thread unavailable because PMs

Book 3 - Shit Goes Wild
2021/05/17 - Gakuen Handsome review
2021/05/18 - Aqota jokes about Gakuen Handsome, proving that he is the only Anilist mod with a sense of humour - img
2021/05/18 - Get shoujo-pilled
2021/05/18 - Absurdit creates gakuen_godsome.jpg
2021/05/18 - Birth of the Evangelion puns
2021/05/20 - Setup reveal
2021/05/20 - Aqota and I flirt - thread unavailable because PMs
2021/05/20 - A mod calls me based
2021/05/20 - I get called a tinkle sprink
2021/05/21 - Absurdit creates an audiovisual Gakuen Handsome masterpiece
2021/05/21 - Possible coining of the term "groggers' by Brandon - use of term grogchamp instead of pogchamp (and all derivative forms) begins
2021/05/22 - Nom: Top 10 Anime Girls
2021/05/22 - Possibly the first usage of the pet name groogy by my tsundere Anilist GF
2021/05/22 - Origin of Saika Prayer (Saika Saga)
2021/05/22 - Saika Totsuka Feet Pics (Saika Saga)
2021/05/24 - Enlisted in Monke Army - info here
2021/05/24 - I am a double agent for the AniList police
2021/05/25 - My thread gets hijacked by people talking about schools blocking hentai
2021/05/25 - Forum Thread: Favorite Ships
2021/05/25 - Saika memes and General Dekashi's arrival (Saika Saga)
2021/05/26 - Boku no Pico arc part 1
2021/05/26 - Boku no Pico arc part 2
2021/05/26 - My waifu might be a husbando, falsely accused of pedophilia, waifu sharing agreement
2021/05/27 - Nom: Top 10 Male Characters hits 77 comments, start of closeted foot fetishist jemm
2021/05/27 - Miru Tights Poster part 1
2021/05/27 - Veemon23 is stalking me part 1
2021/05/27 - Forum Thread: Anime OPs/EDs you like but are generally hated?
2021/05/27 - Sarah braille part 1
2021/05/27 - Sarah braille part 2
2021/05/28 - Serious groggy post
2021/05/28 - Summoning of Lamp Man and Curtain Man, two minor characters of the groggy1 lore
2021/05/28 - Kanye is summoned
2021/05/29 - Coining of the term AMV Encyclopedia
2021/05/29 - I leave a permanent??? mark on Anilist || [Cont]( https://files.catbox.moe/gd8zun.png)
2021/05/29 - Budwii (and Sagiri indirectly) teach me about the gokiburi pilgrimage
2021/05/30 - Polar's room part 1
2021/05/30 - creation of @groggy (schizophrenic alt personality under control of Absurdit) - groggy's first message
2021/05/30 - creation of starni, Startni's alter ego??? brother??? controlled by Absurdit Thread
2021/05/30 - Conversation between all three alternate groggy personalities
2021/05/30 - ChadWalk is assassinated
2021/05/30 - L'Epopee De Le Fishe - I had nothing to do with this, it's just amazing
2021/05/30 - Joined Monke Playground discord server
2021/05/31 - Veemon23 is stalking me part 2 - we become mortal enemies

Book 3 Finale - Yukio Breakup
2021/05/31 - Yukio Breakup part 1
2021/05/31 - Yukio Breakup part 2
2021/06/01 - Yukio Breakup part 3
2021/06/01 - Yukio Breakup part 4
2021/06/01 - Yukio Breakup part 5

Interlude
2021/06/01 - Nom: Top ED from Every Year (2010-2021)

Book 3 Canon Side Story - The Great Trash War
unfortunately there is so much missing information
there was simply too much going on
information may be missing or inaccurate, I am trying my best to piece it together after the fact
this will also be very condensed
2021/05/02 - Start of regular trash consumption - Not my first trash, but this one sent me down the rabbit hole
2021/05/27 - Budwii starts watching trash regularly. Probable start of the trash war
2021/05/28 - bcataaron starts watching trash regularly
They quickly start catching up to me. If I didn't have a huge starting reserve of trash, I would have easily been eclipsed
2021/05/30 - A conversation with a neutral observer
2021/05/30 - Both bcataaron and I stop watching trash regularly. Budwii3245 has won the trash war
2021/??/?? - Formal declarations of surrender
Bird's eye view of mine, Budwii's, and Aaron's trash war journeys
2021/06/08 - Post Trash War conversation
2021/06/13 - budwii finally stops watching trash. He has eclipsed me in trash and taken the title of trash king

Book 4 - Many New Friends
2021/06/01 - joined benjiwillfinishhxhclub (formerly named benjiwillstarthxhclub) thread 1 2 unavailable because PMs
2021/06/01 - Polar's room part 2
2021/06/02 - Veemon23 is stalking me part 3
2021/06/02 - Veemon23 is stalking me part 4/4
2021/06/02 - I reveal my personal characteristics
2021/06/02-2021/06/03 - Engobruh watches School Days Part 1 and 2, releases a review
2021/06/03 - Public unveiling of benjiwillstarthxhclub
2021/06/03 - creation of BenjiWantsCock
2021/06/03 - adoption of g̛̛̕͟r̢͢o̸̢͜͟͡ǵ̴̡͏ģ́͝͝͞y̶̢͠1̕͝͏̛҉ profile picture until 2021/06/10
2021/06/03 - Incest, faxx spitting license
2021/06/04 - Sagirifeverdream makes me his onii-chan (has since escalated to nii nii) - thread unavailable because PMs
2021/06/04 - Loli feet part 1 part 2
2021/06/05 - The Return of the Queen
2021/06/06 - Miru Tights Poster Part 2, 100 Day Challenge Abandoned
2021/06/07 - Comissioned art piece Sagiri from Sagirifeverdream - thread unavailable bc PMs
2021/06/07 - benjiwillstarthxhclub renamed bejiwillfinishhxhclub
2021/06/07 - The saga of Jem's counter
2021/06/08 - EngobruhNeverExisted's 31 Otaku Days Begins
2021/06/08 - Nom: Fan Art of the Day
2021/06/08 - Nom: Top Ten Yanderes
2021/06/08 - Term "groggoat" coined by braindead
2021/06/09 - Short story The Potion Seller by braindead
2021/06/09 - Nostalgia and Beyblades
2021/06/10 - Nom: Top Ten Anime Girls - hits 100 comments on 14 June
2021/06/10 - Schism between groggy1 and groggy1hentaialt, leading to the return of the normal groggy1 pfp
2021/06/10 - First mention of groggy1 lore, compiling lore, and talking about changing my pfp back Thread unavailable bc PMs
2021/06/10 - Polar asks about the new pfp and I lie because it hurts :'( definitely did not forget my own lore
2021/06/11 - Grogmarillion started
2021/06/11 - Sagirifeverdream betrays me by getting another onii-chan, and then doesn't
2021/06/12 - I reveal my personal characteristics - second time
2021/06/13 - Mod calls me based again
2021/06/13 - Yukio and I get back together 1 2 3
2021/06/14 - Creation of Aburdit
2021/06/14 - Aburdit borrows his brother's car
2021/06/14 - An absolute failure of a rebellion with braindead Part 1 2 - posts were removed by taluun - img we posted
2021/06/14 - braindead epic pwns a mod - i had nothing to do with this
2021/06/14 - Polar and I have a duet
2021/06/14 - Sarah braille part 3
2021/06/15 - Polar's PhD thesis in yanderology - I had nothing to do with this, was just super cool
2021/06/17 - Polar receives an Evaducation

Book 4 Finale - Groggy Breakdown (2021/06/15 - 2021/06/17)

Book 4 Side Story - Sagiri breakdown (2021/06/17 - 2021/06/19)

Book 5 - We Do A Little Trolling
2021/06/19-???? - The Disappearance of Yukio Suzumiya - YukioInoue vanishes from AL, only returning very briefly.
2021/06/19 - Benjiwantscock comissions art part 1 and 2 || img
2021/06/20 - Absurdit creates yet another Gakuen Handsome masterpiece, proving that the meme is possibly not yet dead link
2021/06/20 - Commissioning of boku no fete from Sagirifeverdream Thread
2021/06/20 - Nomination: Favourite Anime Club
2021/06/22 - Mini arc: greg infects braindead
2021/06/22 - First mention of David and Ange Momone link
2021/06/22 - Aburdit marries Srayeals
2021/06/24 - Nom: 5 Characters I Want to Smash

Bullying Polar into watching Steins;Gate and Vinland Saga saga (2021/06/24-2021/07/03)

2021/06/26-2021/06/29 - Posted this in response to sagirifeverdream's ban, got banned
2021/06/27 - The Disappearance of Yukio Suzumiya: The post is a lie
2021/06/29 - I return from my ban
2021/06/29 - groggy1hentaialt and KatieHentai fight a holy war in the Middle East, I play Russian Roulette
2021/06/29 - AAR0N2926 is a furry and an absolute legend
2021/07/01 - Nomination: Anime or manga vegetation moment
2021/07/02 - Nomination: MILFS I want to bang
2021/07/02 - Bonding with Gleam
2021/07/02 - Uchi no Otouto review posted, passes 100 likes in 1 night
2021/07/03 - L'Epopee De Le Fishe concludes
2021/07/03 - Nomination: Things I hate
2021/07/05 - Nisemonogatari Feet Pics Event begins

Mandorz Mystery - 2021/07/05-2021/07/09

2021/07/06 - I engage in a minor amount of tomfoolery
2021/07/07 - Permabanning of AFuckingWeeb
2021/07/08 - EngobruhNeverExisted's 31 Otaku Days Ends || Compilation post
2021/07/08 - Gakuen Handsome review reaches 100 likes
2021/07/09 - Startni serenades me
2021/07/09 - The Disappearance of Yukio Suzumiya: A Brief Return
2021/07/09 - I get jumped by Polar and Dekashi
2021/07/10 - Day 1 of Engo trying to get me to watch Pop Team Epic
2021/07/10 - Gottem Part 1, 2, 3

Book 6 - The End of the Beginning
2021/07/11 - Nomination: Characters with mental illnesses
2021/07/11 - My Final Status Post
2021/07/12 - labeeba is a bitch
2021/07/12 - Re-emergence of 2dbagel - has since been banned
2021/07/12 - Received Bro-Star from labeeba
2021/07/12 - Sagirifeverdream and I have a very hasty wedding
2021/07/12 5:46PM UTC - Banned for 1 week for this post || original
2021/07/12 10:58PM UTC - Assassination of groggy1, BenjiWantsCock, and Aburdit

Epilogue
2021/07/12 onwards - Thank you for the kind messages
2021/07/13 - Official unveiling of V4Watcher lore
2021/07/14 - Monogatari Feet Collection locked, Nisemongatari Feet Pics event forever incomplete. All pics hosted here
2021/07/14 - Read Pierce Hole
2021/07/16 - Drip Cult started by Wryznn and Startni, I am posthumously inducted as Drip Rei
2021/07/19 - groggy1 lore project "completed"
2021/07/19 - Goodbye, AniList .

Well guys, it's been quite the run
Call me overly theatrical, but there's a certain romance to my story on AniList
A man appears out of nowhere, shitposts, and then gets assassinated at his peak
I couldn't ask for a more fitting end

My humble thanks to:

People who have unfollowed me since my ban:
starflight platinumjoe sfingacz12 s3nra/codesenra

My Cute Imouto That I'm Married To (im the man of the relationship)

My Waifu (shes the man of the relationship, and also murdered me)

My Naruto Simp Husband (im sorry i dropped naruto lets move past that)

My Thigh Fetishist Wife That Sometimes Says Hurtful And Untrue Things About My Sexual Preferences Regarding Lolis But I Still Love You

My Husbando That I Met Through Our Mutual Love Of Feet Pics

My Fellow Prisoner That I Quickly Formed A Deep And Unbreakable Emotional Connection With, And Who Formerly Owned A Multi-billion Dollar Fast Food Corporation

Ghoulish

A Sams Simp That I Persuaded To Marry Me Using My 400iq Brain And My Sexy Ass Voice (she got a sexy ass voice too i assume, i have not heard it tho) (wait how do i know if bunns is a girl)

IT'S FUCKING JEM LETS GOOOOOOO (verified sexy ass voice)

He Loves Me More Than The One Piece Manga, I Think. I'm Pretty Sure. He's Pretty Big On One Piece.

Gawr Gura, Not Kanye West

A Blind Pizza Girl That I Met Through BL Who Thinks I Am A DILF

The Cutest Tsundere Sub Femboy On AniList, I Love You MIlky Wilky Please Be With Me Forever

Some Scat Fetishist That Joined AniList Like 3 Seconds Ago But He Makes My Bussy Wet

A Genuinely Cool Dude That Likes To Do A Little Trolling

Papi Braindead You're Such A Cute Little Femboy I Love You With All My Heart Mijo Mwah Also Check Out His Badges

The Cutest Black Man On AniList And The Number One Anime Hater And The Owner Of McDonalds And Operator Of Drip Cult Jeez You Do A Lot

A Cool Dude Who Runs A Cool Server Go Check It Out If You Are A Weeb Or Play Genshin :eyes: https://discord.gg/Jncbvf3bxq

The Childhood Friend Of Another One Of My Harem Members, Who Has Embarked On His Journey To Degeneracy With Considerable And Worrying Speed (sometimes says no no words)

A Femboy CSGO Fan That Lives In My Floorboards Whenever I'm Not Living In His Floorboards