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Treat ratings like you would a uni grade (scores ending in x2, x5, x8 for clarity and separation):

100 - Monogatari
9x - almost Monogatari
8x - exceptional, could be Monogatari in another timeline
7x - you're still first class honours but maybe not Monogatari
6x - second class honours, firmly out of Monogatari territory but still a worthwhile watch
5x - third class honours, good effort but Monogatari without sound clears
4x - passing grade, just a little worse than Monogatari if it's only the character's catchphrases
3x - salvageable but much to be desired, equivalent to your average Monogatari video essay on YouTube
2x - beyond saving, Monogatari can barely bleach your eyes from ts
1x - atrocious, I would rather watch a Monogatari black scenes compilation
0x - the torture chamber, more painful than if all hints of Monogatari vanish from this blue planet

All entries of the same series will be scored in its entirety, e.g., Bakemonogatari, Kizumonogatari etc. are given one score considering every season put together.

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